New Year’s Resolutions

So to start the New Year off on a positive note I called a family meeting in order to discuss the value and importance of New Year’s Resolutions.  I waffled on about the opportunity to make a new start, to embrace new practices and pastimes and to cast aside any previous corruptions and duplicity.  I’d…

Christmas Jumpers

  Once upon a time, the only place you would cast your eyes upon a Christmas jumper was on the host of the Late Late Toy Show.  It was part of the whole extravaganza, part of the surprise and a sign that Christmas fever was upon us once more.  Now however, the offending items are…

Bodyguards

When the children are small one of your jobs and tasks as their responsible adult is to protect them from the world and probably to protect the world from them too but that’s a whole other story.  There are dangers everywhere, real or perceived and it is up to you to keep them safe until…

Fish Tales

He was a gorgeous little thing; a delicate shade of orange with great googly eyes and smooth velvety skin.  He greeted us all every morning with a swish of his elegant tail and a shake of his little head, pressing his quivering body tight up against the glass of his small house.   He was easy…

Sick Day

I remember a time when people used to pretend to be sick in order to get a day off work or school.  Now, however, it would seem that people are pretending to be well in order to go to work or school.  It’s a bizarre new phenomenon and one I struggle to understand.  I mean…

Directional Dyslexia

Over the summer there have been quite a few rows and arguments in my little world.  Not vicious angry ones mind you, but good-natured, friendly ones, if there is such a thing.  I have stayed well away from them; have tried my best to remain impartial and removed as I have no advice to offer,…